HistroPolitical-Joke[2]:
Years Passed by, and Egyptians ran out of patience so they kindly asked their president:
"Why do you like to be the president and always win the election by 99%!?"
The president said: " Sorry people to make you wait this long, but I kept my position this long because I just wanted to know the feeling of being a mummy inside a pyramid guarded by a thousand men and visited daily by a thousand wanna-be-president-like-me for inspiration; And hence, I won the election by 99% because I was the only one who voted, and only 1% of myself disagreed with my policies."
Unfortunately, his people agreed to wait longer.
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Written by [x].
Years Passed by, and Egyptians ran out of patience so they kindly asked their president:
"Why do you like to be the president and always win the election by 99%!?"
The president said: " Sorry people to make you wait this long, but I kept my position this long because I just wanted to know the feeling of being a mummy inside a pyramid guarded by a thousand men and visited daily by a thousand wanna-be-president-like-me for inspiration; And hence, I won the election by 99% because I was the only one who voted, and only 1% of myself disagreed with my policies."
Unfortunately, his people agreed to wait longer.
____________
Written by [x].
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