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Valentinism Around The World:

Hooray Another thing to mock. Well This can be offensive to some, but as I mentioned before Mocking Life-System series are never meant to be nice nor kind nor sweet, but critical, and offensive most of the time. Moreover, fortunately it's funny. Valentine's day it's when the world turns into Red, or Pink, or even Rainbows. It's about Love some say, some say it's about St.Valentine originally, Some might kill you if you celebrate it, but to be very logical unemotional person like me when it comes to such matters, it's better to avoid it totally, and live in peace and simplicity without any complex interaction given by you on a certain holiday, VA-LAN-TAYN. Anyway the following are some definitions of this holiday, so enjoy and don't be offended.

- African Valentine is When he says to her "Hey You got HIV, so do I"
- American Valentine is when he says to her "Hey, How much does it cost me to divorce you?"
- Arab Valentine is when he gets home tired and say to her " Hey, Cook me Rice And Chicken, and shut up, and by the way, stop wearing in Red"
- Chinese and Russian Valentine is when he says to her "You know, I realized that, Communism is great it shows you that Love is equal even between cows such as yourself"
- Mexican Valentine is the day when she finds out that he is cheating on her.
- Indian Valentine is when Indians realize that eating Hot Food isn't Romantic.
- Canadian Valentine is when the husband says to his wife "I'm gay"
- Danish Valentine is when he finds out that she boycotted him and went for another product.
- Irani Valentine is when Ahmedinejad finds out that the holiday, he has been celebrating in the past was not part of Khomieni teachings.
- Terrorists Valentine is when they bomb every place, that's colored in Pink or Red, while one of their members is celebrating it with his girlfriend in Berlin.
- [x]'s Valentine is when he starts saying the same words about it for the past 10 years "Statistic says it's not useful, but another day to realize we are missing many things"

That's Valentine's definitions from all over the world to [x]'s world. Valentine's day can be good, can be bad, can be useless, can be useful, it's just another state of human-made emotional holiday, which needs more revisions. In fact, I never celebrate it, because I never celebrate anything that's not part of my faith. And, I always use logics before making judgments. Religion may be [is] against it,but I believe in logics, which eventually leads me to faith. Not here to argue or anything. Just another Mocking Life-System.

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