Arab Ipodism, A phenomena spreads faster than religion, and knowledge. What's an nationalistic Ipod? Defining it politically and economically depending on a certain nationality!? The Arab World is wide, and big, and these are some definitions of Nationalistic ipodism:
- An Omani is someone, who wants an ipod but can't buy it.
- A Saudi is someone, who can buy an ipod but don't know how to use it.
- A Kuwaiti is someone, who can buy an ipod but prefers to buy two of the same kind
- A Bahraini is someone, who buys an ipod and says the best one is the one he has.
- A Qatari is someone, who buys an Ipod and says It's made in USA.
- An Emirati is someone, who buys an ipod, takes pictures of it and posts it on flicker.com.
- A Yemeni is someone, who asks "What's an ipod?", then when he buys it, it gets stolen.
- An Algerian is someone, who buys an ipod and says "Why it's not in French"
- A Moroccan is a female, who can't buy an ipod until she visits the gulf countries.
- An Egyptian is someone, who can't buy an ipod unless he is an actor,singer or belly dancer, or maybe a Hussni Mobarak's relative.
- A Lebanese is someone, who has an ipod and claims that Lebanese music plays the best on only it.
- An Iranian is someone, who has an ipod but he can't play any western music on it
- A Syrian is someone, who wants an ipod but USA doesn't import it to him any more.
- A Palestinian is someone, who buys an ipod in a refugee camp.
- A Sudani is someone, who buys an ipod while a famine rate is increasing in his country.
- An Iraqi is someone, who buys an ipod,and then got kidnapped for being a U.S consumer.
- A Terrorist is someone, who buys an ipod and installs a bomb in it while playing Michael Jackson in it.
- An Arab in general, is someone, who buys all sorts of ipods but can't make one.
- An Israeli is someone, who buys an ipod and claims that a Jew invented it.
- [x] doesn't buy an ipod until 1000 [y]s tell him it is nice to do so.
- [o] is someone, who buys an ipod and tries to chat with old women through it.
That's all called Arab Ipodism, Mocking-LifeSystem harsh, rough, and very offensive. Reality is really heart breaking.
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5 comments:
Thanks nez. It is really funny.
I consider myself a typical technophobe and I want here to be honest and tell you I do not know till this moment what is an IPOD and what it is used for. It may be negligence on my part or rather lack of interest, or both.
I may need a training course before I can buy one.
X ... you kept me laughing for like 10 mins when I read it ... and sadlly you are somehow right !
What a life that we are in !!
Well ... I may think about buying one .. but not now anyway
Promoetheus: Hey, first comment eve. Ipod is a small matchstick box to play music! It's expensive,and enjoyable i think! ,thanks for stopping by.
Life-Silent: So what i wrote made you laugh and convinced to buy one :P!
Ella lol, it's supposed to be funny coz it's under Mocking-Lifesystem category. I dont know how true it is more than how funny it should be.
Obscured : lol that's funny. He might blame it on The high tax rate too hehe...
I was thinking but sure not now in anyway :)
very funny Mr X, very funny.
--i've never used an Ipod before, hell i haven't touched one yet.
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